Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums - A Perfect Circle
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I̔̓͏̟̱T̯͚͍͚̭͈̦ͣ’̧̦̪̣̦̜̻̒̓̋ͨ͟S̖͙̗͇̪͚̈́̎ͯ̀̄͢ͅ ̦̥̱̠̖̟̩̩̓ͣ͗̐̾̂͂̓̉͠͠͠H̶̵͍̦ͪ̋ͥ͢A͈͓̥͚̳̼̺̤̭ͪ̿͋͞M̢̡͓̿ͦ̇̾ͥ͒̀̈́̀T̡͖̟̲͔͓̄ͅA̪̩̬͖͙̟͍̲̲͂̄̇̿̈́R̫͙͔̲͔̯ͪ̓̊͆̎̑ͭ̕Ơ̜̪͇̼̩͇͙͙̤̅ͮ͊͑̏̈́̒̀̏ ̜̼̩̣͍̗ͪ̐̊̄̈ͯ̇̊͢T̳̙ͪI̷̷̡͚̭͇̠̪̫̩̞ͭ̔͒̓ͯ̈ͦ͒M̧̼̤̎͊̒ͥ̈́͌̇ͭ́̚E̅͆̾ͨ̅̓̽҉̭̰
(Source: theinternetaccordingtoadrian)
Posted 3 days ago
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
“TO BE USED ONLY IN TIMES OF EXTREME EMERGENCY”
WOW, I REALLY NEED TO SUMMON A DEMON. IT’S AN EMERGENCY.
WELL WHAT IF YOU NEEDED TO FIND A SPECIFIC DEMON WHO MAKES CROSSROAD DEALS CAUSE YOUR MORON OF AN UNCLE AND YOUR EQUALLY IDIOTIC BROTHER LOST THEIR LEGS AND AGE TO ONE BECAUSE THOSE IDIOTS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE BETTER AT POKER THAN A MOTHERFUCKIN DEMON WOULD YOU BE AS SARCASTIC IF THAT HAPPENED HUH? WOULD YA?
I can only imagine that each time the OP added a sigil, some angel or demon showed up and the OP had to explain they were only making a tutorial for summoning, much to the exasperation of the angelic beings.
(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n)
Posted 4 days ago
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
Posted 6 days ago
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
(Source: slothwrestling)
Posted 6 days ago
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter
YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS
THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD.
(Source: adrians1)
Also known as 'Your superiority'.
